Lawyer Question and answer

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

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