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Signs that you Might Need another Lawyer

Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser
When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each othe
Your lawyer picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What’s the difference between [...]