Jet-Li vs Steven Spielberg | Hollywood jokes.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li  : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”
Spielberg  : “You bloody Japanese killed my [...]

The Jews jokes

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Two Jewish gentlemen walk into a Chinese restaurant in China.
They ask the waiter,
“Hello my friend, we are just visiting your lovely country
as part of our travels and noticed that
we have seen Jews everywhere.
We have seen
North American Jews,
South American Jews,
European Jews,
Australian Jews
and even Antarctic Jews.
We were wondering if there are Chinese Jews.”
The waiter paused and asked [...]