Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, “I bet you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Well yes, I am,” the woman replied. “How did you know?”
“Because you’re really ugly,” replied the man.
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