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• George comes from school on the first of September

“George, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother

“I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too…..’

•  ”Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”

“A lot of little holes tied together with strings. ” replied the little girl

• One day a father was teaching his son and said, “The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness

Once you promise somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called “keeping one’s word”

“What is cleverness? asked his son. “Cleverness is that you’ll never make such a promise, “the fahter answered

• Little Bobby : “I’ve got a stomachache″

Aunt Tess : “That’s because you haven’t eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts”

Little Bobby : “Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too”