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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, carrying Nikon cameras; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by Andy, a cosmopolitan,
using Bill Gate’s technology.

That’s it, globalization!!!