Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton soldiers are shaking hands

30 Mar, 2008 short clean jokes

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise,
they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on
the other side of the road, which was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his
blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
“Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across
this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted,
‘Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!’
“He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, ‘Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying
piece of trash too!’
“We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.”