Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.Protestantism: shit won’t happen if I work harder.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: if shit happens, blame the infidels.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: shit happens Ramah Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: lets smoke this shit!
i’m just kidding for this stupid shit story, just kidding..!! ding.. ding.. ding…
