Tue
13
Nov
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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