Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Father: “That happens in every country, son.”

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Thursday, February 7th, 2008 at 1:29 am
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