Wed
12
Nov
WILL

ON A CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON TESCO′S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS’ COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.



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WILL
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Funny quotes, short clean jokes
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