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Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li  : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”
Spielberg  : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!”
Li   : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”
Spielberg  : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you′re all the same!”
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg  : “Hey! What that’s for….. !?!”
Li   : “YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”
Spielberg  : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”
Li   : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you′re all the same!”