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Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door.

Q: How do you put  giraffe in a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

So there is an animal meeting and which animal did not show up?

A: The giraffe silly! It’s still in the refrigerator!

Now, you’re supposed to cross a lake that is infested with alligators. How are you going to do that?

A: Simple. Just walk across because the alligators are still at the meeting!