Fun Things To Do Whilst Driving | part 1
1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast out talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
wait for the part two guys.. ..
dasheriprokk » Fun Things To Do Whilst Driving | part 1 said
am November 26 2007 @ 5:12 am
[…] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast out talk radio. Attempt to head bang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. … […]
meh said
am November 30 2007 @ 5:55 pm
why put vary speeds within limit - and then say go at red lights?? Ohther than that, quite amusing - might try a couple!! ta…
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