Tue
25
Dec
- Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
- Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
- What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
- There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
- The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, ‘Did you get my drift?’
- Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s fingers.
- Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
- What is a webmaster’s favourite hymn? Oh, .com all ye faithful!
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