some short clean jokes from the school
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was born..
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was four years old..
Teacher: Because of Gandhi’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Ramsay Khan: A holiday….!!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on “Sun”, Everyone must attend it..
Little Jim: No ma’m..! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why…?
Little Jim: My mother will not allow me to go so far….!!
Teacher: Where does God live..?
Little me: I think he lives in our bathroom..
Teacher: Why do you say that..?
Little me: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, “Ohh..God, are you still in there..?”
