There was this couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well, after
20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him
out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked
down… and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure
device… a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him, “how
could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain
the toy…… you explain the kids.”
do you think that she affairs?Yeeaaahhh .. i think so
but still a funny story 