some short funny jokes
Arabs and Jews
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Adam and The rib
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said “Adam, I’ve decided to make you a woman. She’ll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you.”
Adam said “Great! How much will she cost me?”
The answer came back, “An arm and a leg.”
“Well,” said Adam “what can I get for a rib?”
Windows
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Seven course meal
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
US combat
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back
another Little Johnny funny jokes
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
