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In Bali there’s a familiy consist of dad, mom 1 son and 2 daughter…

One time, the youngest daughter ask to his father “Dad, please tell me what the different between ‘potentially’ and ‘reality’ is”
Dad tell him”Oh…you want to find out my dear… Pay attention to these following questions and answere that represent those different”
Dad start to ask his wife as follow “My love, if someone ask you to sleep with hugh grant then he would give you 1 million dollars, what will you do”
His wife answer “Oh my darling, as you know I adore Hugh Grant for a long time and that’s a wonderful chance having night with him. Of course i’d like to say ‘yes’ to that challenge″

Then dad ask his elder daughter “If somebody give you 1 million dollars and have a sex wit leonardo di caprio, what you suppose to do?”
Elder daughter said ” Leo such a cute guy. Of course i wanna have sex with him”.

And for the last time, Dad ask his son “How bout boy,how if someone come to you and ask if you want sleep with ashton kutcher then he′ll pay you 1 million dollars”
“Damn, it’s really hard. But look what we can do with 1 million dollars cash. I’ll sleep with him for that money”said his son

My little daughter, now you know what’s the different between ‘potentially’ and ‘reality’ cause we′ll get 3 million dollars as ‘potentially’ and in this house lived two prostitute female and 1 gay as ‘reality’