There were four people in the final stage of interviewing for a prestigious job.
Donald Trump decided to fly them all for a dinner and a final interview.
After the dinner, Donald Trump told them all were very worthy applicants, and he wished
he could hire them all.But he needed the smartest one.
He told them he would call each of them for final interview the next day, and would like to
ask each other same question.Whoever answered the question the best would be the one hired.
All applicants agreed with this term.
The next day the first applicant,was called.Trump posed the question
“What is the fastest thing in the world?”
He thought for a moment and replied,
“That would be a thought.”
Why do you say that?” asked Trump.
“Well, a thought takes no time at all..it is in your mind instantly, then gone again.” First applicant replied.
“Ahhh… very good. Thank you.”said Trump
Next the same question was posed to the second applicant.
“What’s the fastest thing in the world?” Trump asked.
She instantly replied,
“That would be a blink, Sir.”
“Why?”Trump asked
“Because you don’t even thinkabout a blink, it’s just a reflex. You do it instan.”
“Well, gud answer.Thank you.”
Then he asked the third applicant
“What’s the fastest thing in the world?”
after hesitating a brief moment he replied,
“The electricity ,Sir.”
“Ohh.. why? Can you explain?” asked Trump.
“Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately, three miles away a light will go on.”
“Hmm.. Gud answer.Thank you.”Trump said.
At last, the last applicant
“What’s the fastest thing in the world?” Trump asked.
“Hahahaaa.. that’s very easy.”he replied “That would be a diarrhea.”
Giant stunned, Trump asked
“Why did you say that?Are you sure?”
“of course… Well, last night after that dinner, i was lying in my bed and i got the worst stomach cramps..
and before i could think,blink or turn on the lights..”
“Wow.. i see.You got the job.” Trump said.