TouRISt from Singapore
a tourist from Singapore is enjoying vacation in Malaysia. He is enjoying taking breakfast in Coffee House hotel place where he lodges.
A Malaysian is eating BUBBLE-GUM and sit next to him and starts invites talking easy goingly.
Malaysian : ” All of you Singapore men eat overall of bread ??”
Tourist Singapore : ” Of course”
Malaysian : ” We don’t. In Malaysia we only eat part of depth only. While part of dry bread epidermis,
we collected then we to pack into container, then we produced to become bread croissants and we sell to Singapore.”
The Malaysian then smiled satisfying when seeing the tourist of Singapore is kept quiet without words.
Malaysian : ” Do you eat jam with bread?”
Singapore tourist: ” Of course”
Malaysian ( chuckling) : ” We don’t. In Malaysia we eat fruit of fresh at the time of breakfast. We remove its peel, releases its seed and we collect them and put them into containers, then we produced it to become jam. Then we export to Singapore”
Now, the Singapore man ask the Malaysian : ” Do people in Malaysia do sex ?”
Malaysian : ” Why ? of course we do sex”
Singapore man : ” Do you use ” condoms” ?”
Malaysian : ” Of course !! We use condom”
Singapore : ” Then, what did you do to the condoms that you’ve been used?
Malaysian : ” We are exhaust, of course”
Singapore tourist: ” We don’t. In Singapore, the government silently put the condoms into container,
we process them to become bubble-gums and we sell to Malaysia. That is the reason that is actually why us people in Singapore is prohibited to eats bubble-gum.”
