the lost boy
A guy from the gas board phones a house. A little boy answers.
Boy: - hello.
Gas man: - Hello can I speak to your mother or father please?
Boy: - No, they’re busy.
Gas man: - OK. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Boy: - yes, two older brothers.
Gas man: - can I speak to one of them then please?
Boy: - No, they’re busy.
Gas man: - Is there anyone else in the house?
Boy: - Yes, there’s a policeman.
Gas man: - can I speak to him then please?
Boy: - No he is busy as well.
Gas man: - So what are they all doing?
Boy: - Looking for me.
