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The end of days has come.
All peoples who died or live will judge according to their atitude in life to choose which place he will be. Of course there’s only two options : paradise the 1 st and hell the other one.
And now the time for God to judge Bill Gates. As you know he’s the boss of microsoft company, the biggest operating system provider in computer industrilization.
Before judging Bill Gates, God make some conversation with him.
God say “I know you gave contribution amazingly for humanbeing in technology. Although sometimes people use computer for negative activities, I think you’re so useful. I’m so confused on putting you in the hell or paradise. So I decided to ask you, what place you want to go”.
Then Bill ask “sorry i haven′t gone to both places, so what the differences of those places?”
God answer “In paradise, there’s white angel, all kind guy and cheerful life. In other hand at hell, there are ozzy osbourne, kurt cobain, marilyn monroe, asia carrera and other famous guys. Also beautiful mountain, gorgeous beach with nice waves, and others awesome nature views″
“So, what will you choose?” God ask

“hmm..honestly, it’s such a hard choice” said bill.
“Give me one day to think before i make a choose” bill beg

“ok…i’ll come tomorrow. Think it times n times and may be the best one” God said

The D-Day, god come to ask gate.

“The time has come. What place you want to be” God asking

“I have my own. Cause I like sunshine and beach, I choose hell”said bill

“ok..as you wish, you’ll be put in hell”

after 2 days in hell, god visits bill in hell

“how do you feel , bill. enjoy, ha? “god say..

“i think you lied to me. Yesterday you said that the hell like a beach soak with sun and nice waves. But i couldn′t find it. What the hell with this?” bill angry

“Hey man, that’s just a wallpaper in computer from microsoft product” God laughing