how do you go to heaven

the pastor was talking to a group of the children in the sunday school. He thought them about being good and going to heaven.And the evil to hell

At the end of his talk he asked:” Where do you want to go?”

“Heavennn…!!!!” a little girl shouted loud.

“And what do you have to do to get there?” he asked  again.

“Fucking Dead” Said little Jhonny louder…

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