Russian: “Please turn your ship 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.”

United States: “NO..!! It is better that you turn north!”

Russian: “You must turn to avoid the collision!”

United States: “I’m U.S. Navy captain. I said you turn to north !!!!”

Russian: “No. I say again, you turn to south!”

United States: “This is a U.S. Aircraft Carrier Lincoln, the second largest ship from the United States Atlantic Fleet. We destroyer equipped with three, three-Cruiser and a number of support ships. I say you turn 15 degrees to the North. Once again I repeat to the 15 Degrees North, or an action will be taken to secure the ship you! ”

Russian: “YOU STUPID AMERICAN!! This is a lighthouse!!



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