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Wayne enters a bar which full of muscular man with spooky faces.
Wayne asks:” [is] there anyone of you having a dog which tied outside there?”
a big man turns around the bench, then come towards Wayne.

“That is my dog. So what?” He said.

“Ummm, sorry sir… I think my dog just kills it.” Wayne replies.

“What??!!” big man reply that screams as of unsure taste.”What kind of do you have?”He ask Wayne loudly.

“i’m so sorry Sir.. it’s my fault” Wayne scared” That’s only my puppy.A two monts puppy.”

“Nonsense! How can a puppy kill my Doberman ?!” said hefty man.

“  Ahmm.. I think your dog hiccough while it tries to swallow my dog.” WAyne said.