- When you you’re in the elevator with someone you don′t know, dab his shoulder! Then you ostensibly look to other side and whistling.
- Press the button and then you lift and ostensibly get shocked by the electricity then smiling at him. And then Repeat it again.
- Show a face grimace in pain while holding your head and nibble: “Silent.! Everybody shut up..!!”
- Make a phone call to your psychologist and ask him what floor you are now.
- Bring the camera and take pictures of all the people in the elevator.
- Move your desk into the elevator. If someone comes in, ask him whether he have made a promise before.
- Expand chessboard floor in the elevator and call people,maybe someone want to join you playing chess.
- Put a parcel box in the corner, if someone comes in, ask him whether he heard a sound like bomb time.
- Act like a stewardess! Show flight safety procedures, such as in the aircraft.
- When the elevator door close, gave the announcement to the people:”Relax ! Do not be panic, it would open again.”
- Open your purse, while looking into the bag, ask: “is there quite enough oxygen there
- Silence and do not move at all in a corner of the elevator, facing the wall, never get out.
- Bring a puppet, use a puppet to chat with people near you.
- Listen to the voice on the elevator wall with a stethoscope.
- Create a line on the floor around you using lime or tip marker and said: “This is my area.!!”
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