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“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
– Patrick, age 10

“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’
Don’t answer.”
– Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”
– Michael, age 14

“Stay away from prunes.”
– Randy, age 9

“Don′t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
– Emily, age 10

“When your Mom is mad at your dad, don′t let her brush your hair.”
– Taylia, age 11

“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
– Traci, age 14

“A puppy always has bad breath–even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
–  Andrew, age 9

“If you still not laugh, i will kill you :p

–Author, Age 21

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