ON A CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON TESCO’S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON NYTOL [...]
WILLIS—”What’s the election today for? Anybody happen to know?”
GILLIS—”It is to determine whether we shall have a convention to nominate delegates who will be voted on as to whether they will attend a caucus which will decide whether we shall have a primary to determine whether the people want to vote on this same question [...]
Why did the chicken cross the road?:
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone [...]
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again.
The boy asked his father, “What is this father?”
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my [...]
This story is only a joke.I never mean to tease anyone especially fat ones.
Forgive me bros
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells [...]
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When you you’re in the elevator with someone you don’t know, dab his shoulder! Then you ostensibly look to other side and whistling.
Press the button and then you lift and ostensibly get shocked by the electricity then smiling at him. And then Repeat it again.
Show a face grimace in pain while holding your head and [...]
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Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he′ll come over to say “hi”.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”
Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my [...]