As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his
school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to
see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off
booksand [...]
Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
Teacher:”….???”
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:
“Good God, I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it.”
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you′ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving [...]
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
when i was 5 years old my teacher ( Mr. Slamet ) teach me and my friends to build sentences.
I, YOU , THEY , WE , HE , SHE , IT
is , am , are bla…bla…bla…
And my classmate ( his name is Jakuat Sipayung ) start a very funny comedy in the class. A sweet [...]
jhonny came too late to his school that morning, in that class the teacher ask him.
Teacher: Why are you late, Jhonny?
Jhonny: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Jhonny: The sign said, “SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!”