Archive for the 'school idiot comedy' Category

Principals and Teachers | a school comedy

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his
school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to
see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off
booksand [...]

born in Singapore | another school short joke

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
Teacher:”….???”

A short school funny story

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:
“Good God, I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it.”

What chair ? - school comedy

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you′ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving [...]

clean water

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Sentences building

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

when i was 5 years old my teacher ( Mr. Slamet ) teach me and my friends to build sentences.
I, YOU ,  THEY , WE , HE , SHE , IT
is , am , are bla…bla…bla…
And my classmate ( his name is Jakuat Sipayung ) start a very funny comedy in the class.  A sweet [...]

school ahead go slow

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

jhonny came too late to his school that morning, in that class the teacher ask him.
Teacher: Why are you late, Jhonny?
Jhonny: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Jhonny: The sign said, “SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!”