first day shcool | A very short clean joke
Friday, December 28th, 2007 The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother: “What did you learn today?”
Kid: “Not enough,Mom. I have to go back tomorrow.”
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arithmetic test
Sunday, November 25th, 2007 Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”
Father: “Why?”
Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6′”
Father: “But that’s right!”
Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”
Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what i answered!”
seven rabbits
Saturday, November 24th, 2007 Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”
Student: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”
Student: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two […]
the artwork
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, “What do you like best about it, class? Let’s start with you, Robert.”
Robert: “The artwork.”
Teacher: “Very good. And you, Peter?”
Peter: “Her tits!”
Teacher: “Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall! And you, Johnny?”
Johnny: “I’m leaving, Sir, I’m leaving…”
the library
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?”
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught […]
arithmetic test
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” […]
some short clean jokes from the school
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was born..
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was four years old..
Teacher: Because of Gandhi’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Ramsay Khan: A holiday….!!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on “Sun”, Everyone must attend it..
Little Jim: No ma′m..! I will not be able to […]