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elections jokes and funny quotes

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

WILLIS—”What’s the election today for? Anybody happen to know?”
GILLIS—”It is to determine whether we shall have a convention to nominate delegates who will be voted on as to whether they will attend a caucus which will decide whether we shall have a primary to determine whether the people want to vote on this same question [...]

Obama Political Joke: The Chicken and the Road

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?:
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone [...]