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a couple of grandfather and grandmother are ready to sleep.Suddenly the wife said,
“I think i really want to eat some ice cream darling?”
The husband then take a look to the refrigerator, ” oh honey i think there’s no ice cream left here.” said the grandfother.
“I’ll buy you some ice cream?” he said.
“Oh, darling you’re a [...]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Jim gets work as part-time worker in post office. First work given by his supervisor is grouping letters according to its address. Jim does the duty carefully. He dissociates letters heap swiftly once and nippy.
The Supervisor is hardly agazing sees his work so quickly. And when Jim will go home, supervisor meets him, ” I [...]

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a [...]

“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me - I just can’t stop my hands shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really - I spill most of it!”
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“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”

Superman was flying along one day feeling very horny.
He came across Batman so he decided to ask Batman,
“Hey Batman, I’m feeling horny. Do you know anyone I can f*ck?”
Batman told Superman, “Wonderwoman. She’s the best.”
Superman responded, “No, I can’t do that. She’s a friend and it might ruin our relationship.”
So Superman was flying along again [...]

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the
Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
Then he said to the Korean [...]