the different between married and single woman.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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dog and puppy
Wayne enters a bar which full of muscular man with spooky faces.
Wayne asks:” [is] there anyone of you having a dog which tied outside there?”
a big man turns around the bench, then come towards Wayne.
“That is my dog. So what?” He said.
“Ummm, sorry sir… I think my dog just kills it.” Wayne replies.
“What??!!” big man reply that screams as of unsure taste.”What kind of do you have?”He ask Wayne loudly.
“i’m so sorry Sir.. it’s my fault” Wayne scared” That’s only my puppy.A two monts puppy.”
“Nonsense! How can a puppy kill my Doberman ?!” said hefty man.
“ Ahmm.. I think your dog hiccough while it tries to swallow my dog.” WAyne said.
the ice cream for my wife
a couple of grandfather and grandmother are ready to sleep.Suddenly the wife said,
“I think i really want to eat some ice cream darling?”
The husband then take a look to the refrigerator, ” oh honey i think there’s no ice cream left here.” said the grandfother.
“I’ll buy you some ice cream?” he said.
“Oh, darling you’re a very nice husband ..i think i’d love vanilla ice-cream and chocolate with
cherry above it.You’d better note it ,and you won’t forget.” said the wife.
“Easy, I won’t forget it.Really.” the husband reply ” Vanilla and chocolate”
“With cherry above it” add the wife.
“With cherry above it”said the grandfather.
“I think you really need to note it honey.”
“it’s okay .I’m sure i won’t forget.vanilla ice cream and chocolate with cherry to it.
isn’t it?”
The husband go to the minimarket, a few moments later he returns by bringing a plastic bale.
The wife then open it, she saw a hamburger .!
“I told you to note it!” said his wife.
“Look..!!Where’s the tomato sauce?” said his wife again.
romance mathematics | special Valentine joke
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
doing JOB QUICKLY
Jim gets work as part-time worker in post office. First work given by his supervisor is grouping letters according to its address. Jim does the duty carefully. He dissociates letters heap swiftly once and nippy.
The Supervisor is hardly agazing sees his work so quickly. And when Jim will go home, supervisor meets him, ” I only wish you to know if I hardly like with your work. Do you know? You are quickest worker which we owned.”
“Thank, Sir,” said Jim, ” I promise tomorrow I will work even better.”
” Even better?” question the unsure supervisor. ” How can you can work even better and quicker from today?”
Jim answers, ” Tomorrow when grouping letter, I will read formerly the address.”
Supervisor:”what???!”
man and woman in married part 1
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Father: “That happens in every country, son.”
read too:
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why GOD creates women
the newest relationship book
the medical jokes
“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me - I just can’t stop my hands shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really - I spill most of it!”
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“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”
