Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop & her son saying, All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting
on, get [...]
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then [...]
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Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond
bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.
“Excuse me,” she said to the saleslady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit hold that
bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?”
Before read this joke. You have to watch the STARTREX Next Generation first..
Then you will know why i laugh (love) this joke.
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.
PICARD: On screen.
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide!
PICARD: Data, what’s wrong here?
DATA: [...]
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A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” is feminine - “la maison”
“Pencil” is masculine - “le crayon”.
A student asked “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups: male and female. And [...]
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A bear and a rabbit were having a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit “Don’t you hate it when shit gets stuck to your fir?” and the rabbit replies “No, not really.” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
also read : seven [...]