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Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows…
Work/Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches […]

Overheard in a computer shop
Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesman: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

Wayne enters a bar which full of muscular man with spooky faces.
Wayne asks:” [is] there anyone of you having a dog which tied outside there?”
a big man turns around the bench, then come towards Wayne.
“That is my dog. So what?” He said.
“Ummm, sorry sir… I think my dog just kills it.” Wayne replies.
“What??!!” big man […]

a tourist from Singapore is enjoying vacation in Malaysia. He is enjoying taking breakfast in Coffee House hotel place where he lodges.
A Malaysian is eating BUBBLE-GUM and sit next to him and starts invites talking easy goingly.
Malaysian : ” All of you Singapore men eat overall of bread ??”
Tourist Singapore : ” Of course”
Malaysian : […]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop & her son saying, All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting
on, get […]

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can′t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then […]