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This story is only a joke.I never mean to tease anyone especially fat ones.
Forgive me bros
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells [...]

Russian: “Please turn your ship 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.”
United States: “NO..!! It is better that you turn north!”
Russian: “You must turn to avoid the collision!”
United States: “I’m U.S. Navy captain. I said you turn to north !!!!”
Russian: “No. I say again, you turn to south!”

There is an atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared [...]

TEACHER : If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have ?
LITTLE JOHNNY : One dollar.
TEACHER (sadly) : You don′t know your arithmetic.
LITTLE JOHNNY (sadly): You don′t know my father.

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the [...]

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows…
Work/Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches [...]

a tourist from Singapore is enjoying vacation in Malaysia. He is enjoying taking breakfast in Coffee House hotel place where he lodges.
A Malaysian is eating BUBBLE-GUM and sit next to him and starts invites talking easy goingly.
Malaysian : ” All of you Singapore men eat overall of bread ??”
Tourist Singapore : ” Of course”
Malaysian : [...]