Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday…..
Suddenly,
There’s not half the files there used to be
And there’s a milestone hanging over me
The system [...]
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly. … Okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. … Okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. … Okay, Windows does that too.
4. Viruses are [...]
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages … but that’s nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?”
Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below [...]
Desperate with his problemo. Someone is calling a IT customer services to fix his PC desktop. Here are the dialogues:
Tech Support: “What happens when you turn the computer on?”
Customer: “The screen just stays black.”
Tech Support: “Is the computer plugged in?”
Customer: “I took it to a repair shop last week, and they apparently fixed it so [...]
Customer: “My laptop won’t turn on.”
Tech Support: “Did the battery run out, maybe?”
Customer: “No, it doesn’t use batteries. It’s Windows powered.”