At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments.General Motors issued a press release stating […]
A very sexy lady computer support is installing a database program in an office.
After installing the program the lady ask the director what’s the password he wanted for that program.
The director answered firtatiously:”Uummm.. the password is PEN*S.” He tempted the lady
The lady just keep silent and then typed the password.
The lady said:”I′m sorry Sir.We can’t […]
Mr.Ucup is a newbie in using computer. One day he bought a new computer and a printer in a computer shop.
one day he called the shop.
“Hello, Ohwillie Computer. I′ve just bought a computer from your shop a three days ago.But When i want to print my document,
there’s a warning “WINDOWS CANNOT FIND THE PRINTER” whereas […]
My Boss is a great leader in my office but not in computer.
One day he make me laugh when i was trying to explain about his computer password.
check this out:
My Boss: “My keyboard is broken.”
Me: “What is it doing to make you think it’s broken?”
My Boss: “When I go to type my […]
A man complained to his friend, “My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor.”
“Don′t do that,” volunteered his friend, “there’s a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will […]
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday…..
Suddenly,
There’s not half the files there used to be
And there’s a milestone hanging over me
The system […]
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly. … Okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. … Okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. … Okay, Windows does that too.
4. Viruses are […]