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a smart funny computer softwares joke.Just check it out guys.

an ordinary man with unordinary knowledge of computer virus. Enjoy his stupidities. very funny.

Overheard in a computer shop
Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesman: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

Before read this joke. You have to watch the STARTREX Next Generation first..
Then you will know why i laugh (love) this joke.
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.
PICARD: On screen.
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide!
PICARD: Data, what’s wrong here?
DATA: [...]

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” is feminine - “la maison”
“Pencil” is masculine - “le crayon”.
A student asked “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups: male and female. And [...]

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1!!! F1!!!” and nobody understood it.
related to : help key

Ucup Naoto had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he ncountered some problems. He called the customer support.
Customer support told him:” Just press the “help” key,Sir.”
“What key?” Ucup asked again.
“The F1 key.”Customer support answered.
He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries. Soon after, [...]