before you read this stupid lawyers qouestions, i suggest you to read the part one before.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: [...]
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:
Q:
What is your date of birth?
A:
July fifteenth.
Q:
What year?
A:
Every year.
Q:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q:
How old is your [...]
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to [...]
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?”
She said that she did.
He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no.
The Doctor then told her, “Well, [...]
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it”.
The guy says, “forget the story″, and buys the rat.
As he’s walking [...]
Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
the 14th
of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th
of Oct. at 15.00 [...]
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.”
Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.
“My BMW! My BMW!” the lawyer sobbed.
A good Samarian drove by and cried out,
“Sir, sir, you’re [...]