Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
He says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and [...]
A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “Sorry, but you’ve overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out you only have 30 erections left in your penis.”
The man walks home (deeply [...]
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she [...]
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: “But I don’t have any money, but I′d do ANYTHING to get a message to my Mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). “Anything?” he [...]
Man : I wanna buy condom
Salesgirl : May I hold your pen1s for size ?
Give him a “M”, wait ….
Give him “L”, wait …
Give him “XL” ….
Oh 5hit …. give me a TISSUE