Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Superman was flying along one day feeling very horny.
He came across Batman so he decided to ask Batman,
“Hey Batman, I’m feeling horny. Do you know anyone I can f*ck?”
Batman told Superman, “Wonderwoman. She’s the best.”
Superman responded, “No, I can′t do that. She’s a friend and it might ruin our relationship.”
So Superman was flying along again […]
What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She […]
A girl turns 2 her boyfriend in a crowded movie & says “Hon, the guy beside me is masturbating!”
He says, “Ignore him″.
She says, “I can’t! He’s using my hand!”
An enterpreneur is talkin to his wife.
” Honey , think i have a great idea to save some money in our cashflow. Please learn to cook and we can fire our chef.”
His wife answered:” Hey…. i think i have a greater idea..! You learn to sex , and we can fire our chauffeur.”
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
He says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and […]
A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “Sorry, but you’ve overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis.”
The man walks home (deeply […]