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Why did the chicken cross the road?:
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone [...]

It’s just another husbands′ complaints about thier marriage.
PART  1
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you
wish you had ordered that.
*******
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of [...]

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the [...]

Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.
Doctor: “How did such a thing happen?”
Johnny: “It’s that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp.”

This story occurred on Melbourne radio recently.
One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the
answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.
Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: [...]

“Calm down, Ma’am,” said the school counselor to the shattered mom. “It’s perfectly
normal. Many boys Little Johnny’s age masturbate.”
“I know,” sobbed his red-eyed mother, wiping the tears with her handkerchief, “but not in
church.”

After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old
madam says, “All my girls are busy, but I’ll take care of you.”
He says, “I’m all messed up, so you′ll do.”
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, “I may have Winter in my [...]