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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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