they hate lawyers
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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am March 28 2008 @ 12:19 am
[…] raving. He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys.” The man next to him recoiled in outrage, saying, “I want you to know I highly resent that […]