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A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.”

Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled.

“My BMW! My BMW!” the lawyer sobbed.

A good Samarian drove by and cried out,
“Sir, sir, you’re bleeding! And oh my God, your left arm is gone!”

The lawyer, horrified, screamed,
“My Rolex! My Rolex!  where is my Rolex….??”

“ohhh…. No….”