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| Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: | ||
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What is your date of birth? | |
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July fifteenth. | |
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What year? | |
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Every year. | |
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What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? | |
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Gucci sweats and Reeboks. | |
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How old is your son - the one living with you? | |
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Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. | |
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How long has he lived with you? | |
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Forty-five years. | |
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What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? | |
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He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” | |
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And why did that upset you? | |
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My name is Susan. | |
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And where was the location of the accident? | |
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Approximately milepost 499. | |
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And where is milepost 499? | |
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Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Yeeeeaaaahhh… sometimes lawyers are comedians.. they some sucks questions.. The positive thing is they made jokes , and i wrote them.
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