Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
the 14th
of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th
of Oct. at 15.00 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending
on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of
probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance
appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
larger
share of the expenses. However, I am broadminded enough, to be taken
care of, on
your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing
which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall
be
considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not
wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo