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25 Jan, 2008 Adult jokes

A girl turns 2 her boyfriend in a crowded movie & says “Hon, the guy beside me is masturbating!”
He says, “Ignore him”.
She says, “I can’t! He’s using my hand!”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”